Americans Buy $81 Million In Pies On Thanksgiving

According to Nielsen holiday sales data, Americans spent $81,483,780 on pie during Thanksgiving week in 2015—far exceeding pies purchases in other weeks that year—a trend they link to Americans eating multiple Thanksgiving meals in that span. What do you think?

“Don’t look at me—I spent all my money on fixings.”

Nate Hart • Carrion Disposer


“Now that you mention it, I really could be eating more pie the rest of the year.”

Jessica Erics • Menagerie Tender

“And yet I’m still not satisfied.”

Samuel Wendt • Basket Weaver