According to the National Retail Federation, Americans are expected to spend a collective $703 million on gifts for their pets this Valentine’s Day such as treats, heart-shaped toys, and more. What do you think?

‚ÄúThe problem is that every year my tropical fish and I say we‚Äôre not doing the whole gift-giving thing.‚ÄĚ

Katie Clyde ‚ÄĘ Bread Slicer


‚ÄúI‚Äôll probably put it off until the 14th and just grab flowers and a smoked pig ear on my way home from work.‚ÄĚ

Michael Wishaw ‚ÄĘ Firearms Vender

‚ÄúThey can tell if you skimp.‚ÄĚ

Tim Staunton ‚ÄĘ Unemployed