According to the National Retail Federation, Americans are expected to spend a collective $703 million on gifts for their pets this Valentine’s Day such as treats, heart-shaped toys, and more. What do you think?


“The problem is that every year my tropical fish and I say we’re not doing the whole gift-giving thing.”

Katie Clyde • Bread Slicer

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“I’ll probably put it off until the 14th and just grab flowers and a smoked pig ear on my way home from work.”

Michael Wishaw • Firearms Vender

“They can tell if you skimp.”

Tim Staunton • Unemployed

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