Americans Explain Why They Want Trump To Run Again

“At this point, I’m just curious how far we’re actually capable of falling as a nation.”

“I don’t know why. The whole point is that I don’t have to think for myself anymore.”

“I miss an America where corporate tax rates were at a record low, fossil fuel extraction was at a record high, and a megalomaniacal 70-something spit in the face of a public health pandemic.”

“I want blood in the streets, and that seems like the fastest way to get there.”

“Things have gotten bad, and I want them to be much, much worse.”

“Literally the only way I get reelected.”

“I’m sick of Democrat-led partisan gridlock and want Republican-led partisan gridlock instead.”

“There’s still one or two civic institutions he needs to finish off.”

“We need to replace our 81-year-old president suffering from cognitive decline with a 78-year-old one suffering from cognitive decline.”

“He said if he won again, I’d finally get that hug.”

“I’m tired of actually doing things to improve the material conditions around me.”

“Washington needs an outsider like a wealthy former President to shake things up.”

“The prophecy will not​ be fulfilled if he doesn’t.”

“I’ve bet against the American economy before, and this guy’s basically guaranteed to make it crash.”

“Is national instability worth slightly lower taxes? I would say yes.”

“I look at Florida and think that’s what the entire country ought to be like.”

“He wants to be president, and why shouldn’t he get everything he wants?”

“He looks out for regular folks like me.”