Americans File Returns For Tax Day

Millions of Americans will file federal and state tax returns this week or face penalties from the government. Have you filed your taxes?

“Ha ha, I didn’t have to pay a dime in taxes. I hope that changes soon, though, I could really use the work.”

Gideon Whitman • Incense Expert

“It’s a nice reminder that we’re paying for everything the government is doing.”

Lucas Rodriguez • Salt Cuber


“God, why do I always put off filing my return until a reporter comes up to me on the street to ask about tax day?”

Maya Pasternak • Systems Analyst

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