Millions of Americans will file federal and state tax returns this week or face penalties from the government. Have you filed your taxes?

“Ha ha, I didn’t have to pay a dime in taxes. I hope that changes soon, though, I could really use the work.”

Gideon Whitman • Incense Expert

“It’s a nice reminder that we’re paying for everything the government is doing.”

Lucas Rodriguez • Salt Cuber

“God, why do I always put off filing my return until a reporter comes up to me on the street to ask about tax day?”

Maya Pasternak • Systems Analyst