Angelina Jolie Becomes College Professor

The London School of Economics and Political Science has hired Angelina Jolie as a visiting professor to teach a masters-level course in Women, Peace, and Security. What do you think?

“It’s about time she made something of herself.”

Stu Pine • Kettle Manufacturer


“We adjuncts have needed a celebrity advocate for so long.”

Graham Jaeger • Dress Shipper

“Meanwhile my idiot professor spent eight years on her doctorate and didn’t once star in ‘Maleficent.’”

Mallory Wenton • Risk Mitigator