TMZ is reporting that Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, her partner of 12 years and husband of two, citing irreconcilable differences. What do you think?


“Once again, the public must look toward my rock-solid marriage for emotional stability and reassurance.”

Seth Ingersoll • Substitute Bellhop

“Whoa, those kids must be so excited that Brad freaking Pitt is going to visit them on weekends!”

Shelly Menaker • Cherry Pitter

“That’s too bad. They were my favorite Brangelina.”

Jeff McGillis • Bunker Decorator