Anonymous ‘New York Times’ Op-Ed Writer To Publish Trump Book

The anonymous high-ranking White House official responsible for a New York Times opinion article about a resistance within the Trump administration has written a new book about the president titled A Warning that will be published next month with plans to donate a “substantial portion” of revenues to pro-press organizations. What do you think?

“We should all applaud this person for the bravery and strength that it takes to actually finish a novel.”

Ivan Yahontov • Mortgage Approver


“I’m so excited! Anonymous is my favorite author.”

Carrie-Ann Hurst • Industrial Roofer

“Idiot. We’ll be able to figure out who they are right after seeing the author’s photo on the dust jacket.”

Harris Dorsey • Assistant Interrogator