Apple Employees Called 911 After Smacking Heads On Headquarters’ Glass

Employees in the new Apple headquarters have been repeatedly walking into its glass windows and doors, forcing some to call 911 due to mild concussions. What do you think?

“Hey, not every $5 billion headquarters can be a winner.”

Patricia Andrews • School Marshal


“That’s why a windowless open-plan office is always the way to go.”

Chris White • Door Salesman

“As a bird, I get it.”

Snappers • Zoo Animal