According to the most recent available financial statements, Apple Inc. has more cash on hand—over $76 billion—than the U.S. Treasury. What do you think?


"Well, the user experience in this country is just terrible."

Lou Gajda • Cable Splicer

"Great, so why don't we sell them a couple of aircraft carriers and we'll be back in black."

Sonya Howland • Film Flat Inspector

"This is why I took all my money out of U.S. currency and put it into safe, stable iTunes gift cards."

Philip Keeton • Yeast-Culture Developer