Apple Reveals New iPhones At Yearly September Event

Apple revealed three new phones in its lineup at Tuesday’s press conference that add an improved camera and battery life, alongside an upgraded iPad and Apple Watch. What do you think?

“I can’t wait to break one!”

Megan Hanna • Restaurateur


“Wow. It’s like Apple always knows when I’m ready to piss away a ton of money on nothing.”

Adam Chavez • Poultry Purchaser

“With any luck, this will be the phone I die with.”

Willis Hanson • Altar Repairman