Arctic Locked In To Warm 9 Degrees By End Of Century

A United Nations report revealed that even if carbon pollution stopped tomorrow, the region’s winters would warm by 9 degrees Fahrenheit by 2100. What do you think?

“Yeah, but it’s a dry 9 degrees.”

Piers Field • Deli Counter Attendant


“Wow, thank God I don’t live in the Arctic.”

Benjamin Schmitt • Party Planner

“That’s bad news for whichever planet the Arctic is located on.”

Jessica Reid • Renaissance Fair Actor