Are You Depressed? Read These Common Symptoms To Find Out

Are You Depressed? Read These Common Symptoms To Find Out

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You Don’t See A Number 10 On This Page

You Don’t See A Number 10 On This Page

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If you saw a much lower number, it’s because depression has automatically caused you to reduce your expectations about everything.

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Being An Attention-Seeking Little Bitch

Being An Attention-Seeking Little Bitch

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Grow up! We can all see right through your pathetic little act.

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Hat Feels Too Small

Hat Feels Too Small

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Your previously just-right hat starting to feel a little too snug perched on your head is a big warning sign that you have clinical depression.

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Feeling As If You’ve Let People Down

Feeling As If You’ve Let People Down

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That’s not depression. You have. Repeatedly.

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You Identify With This Image

You Identify With This Image

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Yep, that’s depression alright.

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Orgasming For Less Than 18 hours In A 24-Hour Day

Orgasming For Less Than 18 hours In A 24-Hour Day

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There’s a good chance depression is hampering your libido. Depressed individuals can spend fewer than nine hours a day sexually climaxing.

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You’ve Thought Of Getting Into Leatherworking

You’ve Thought Of Getting Into Leatherworking

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Oh god, things must be pretty bad, huh?

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Rain Cloud Over Head

Rain Cloud Over Head

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It’s perfectly normal on an occasional basis, but when it feels like a little rain cloud is following you everywhere you go a majority of the time, it may be a sign you should talk to your doctor.

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Your Pocket Square Matches Your Tie

Your Pocket Square Matches Your Tie

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Personal appearance often suffers in depressed people, and they’re often too sad to remember that the pocket square should compliment the tie, not duplicate it.

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Sudden Loss Of Website

Sudden Loss Of Website

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If website go away with no warning and all of a sudden no website, you may be sad indeed.

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You’re Despondent Over Your Adaptation Of Dear Evan Hansen Bombing At The Box Office

You’re Despondent Over Your Adaptation Of Dear Evan Hansen Bombing At The Box Office

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You might be depressed that the film you directed underperformed so badly, but you can take comfort in prior successes such as your bestselling novel The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

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You Compose Moody Electronic Organ Music

You Compose Moody Electronic Organ Music

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If you’ve composed more than three albums containing languorous atmospheric ballads describing death and the abyss, you might be depressed.

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You’re A Rational, Clear-Thinking Person Who Understands Just How Precariously Our Civilization Hangs In The Balance

You’re A Rational, Clear-Thinking Person Who Understands Just How Precariously Our Civilization Hangs In The Balance

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Of course you’re fucking depressed.

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Difficulty Concentrating

Difficulty Concentrating

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Editorial Note: Get around to finishing this slide ASAP.

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Mood Swings

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Honestly, we’re not even sure what the fuck a “mood swing” is. How far does it have to swing to matter? How often? What kind of credentialed medical professional is making diagnoses based on the unquantifiable and slippery concept of “mood swings”? Fuck off.

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Loss Of Interest In Things That Were Once Pleasurable

Loss Of Interest In Things That Were Once Pleasurable

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If you’re no longer doing things you used to enjoy, like being in high school, playing on the high school football team, and having sex with your 15-year-old high school girlfriend, you just might be depressed.

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You’re Ryan Reynolds

You’re Ryan Reynolds

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While you may appear joyful on the surface, you know deep down that you lack the talent of your A-list peers and that your time in the spotlight will end any day now, relegating you back to being the punchline you always knew you were.

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You’ve Grown A Depression Sac

You’ve Grown A Depression Sac

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If you’re developed a fleshy, 10-millimeter sebaceous growth on the back of your neck, you most likely are suffering from depression.

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Suicidal Ideation

Suicidal Ideation

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If you’re experiencing thoughts of suicide, what the fuck are you doing reading an online slideshow? Get some help! We don’t want your blood on our hands. Jesus Christ...

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