Fashion designer Giorgio Armani released a statement that his clothing line will no longer use any animal fur in its designs, praising faux fur as a capable substitute. What do you think?
“Animals better appreciate the big solid we’re doing for them here.”
Roger Milo • Laundromat Attendant
“I didn’t marry into wealth to walk around in faux chinchilla!”
Connie Baird • Soiree Promoter
“Yet another lucky break for minks.”
Hal Siebert • Carpet Patterner