Fashion designer Giorgio Armani released a statement that his clothing line will no longer use any animal fur in its designs, praising faux fur as a capable substitute. What do you think?


“Animals better appreciate the big solid we’re doing for them here.”

Roger Milo • Laundromat Attendant

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“I didn’t marry into wealth to walk around in faux chinchilla!”

Connie Baird • Soiree Promoter

“Yet another lucky break for minks.”

Hal Siebert • Carpet Patterner