A Japanese spacecraft deployed to an asteroid seven years ago returned home on Sunday, possibly carrying the first extraterrestrial rock sample since the moon landings. What do you think?

"Hopefully they let Bruce Willis take a few jabs at it before they start analyzing, just in case it starts getting any bright ideas."
Barbara Dallas • Systems Analyst

"Do they have some sort of machine that confirms this data? If not, I have a rock tumbler."
Scott Lambert • Open-Shank Coverer
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"If no one's called it yet, I got dibs on the space rock."
Darren Ripley • Wash Helper