Breaking the previous record of 534 days, NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson has now spent more time in space than any other American. What do you think?

“Once you get a taste of that stale, recycled air and oppressively silent void, nothing else will do.”

Dale Ewert • Diving Board Tester


“At some point you have to wonder what she’s running away from.”

Carl Finney • Wig Organizer

“I just hope the prolonged isolation doesn’t cause her to unseal the airlock and float off into the abyss like the last record-holder.”

Martha Brodsky • Puzzle Cutter