Attempted Reagan Assassin Will Be Released

John Hinckley Jr., who attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan in 1981, will soon be released from a government psychiatric hospital after 35 years. What do you think?

“If 35 years of good behavior doesn’t impress Jodie, I don’t know what will.”

Donny Durkin • Rottweiler Advocate


“I hear a lot of these guys just end up back in prison for trying to shoot the president again.”

Roxie Bayer • Margarita Innovator

“He’s gonna love how Taxi Driver looks on Blu-ray.”

Chip Gourley • Fruit Photographer