During a speech before Parliament, the Australian politician Tim Wilson proposed to his same-sex partner, a dramatic choice representing the near-certainty that marriage equality will soon be realized in the nation. What do you think?

β€œGay people have the same right to schlocky, nauseatingly-sweet displays of love as everyone else.”

Loretta Hines β€’ Wine Cork Retriever

β€œGreat. Now my girlfriend will be on my case to gain political power and then propose to her with it.” 

Patrick Knowles β€’ Poison Tester

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β€œI hope the proposal is ratified in the Senate.”

Doug Weiss β€’ Trash Strewer