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There’s a video of a mongoose making the rounds on Twitter. Maybe you’ve seen it? It shows a mongoose fighting off a…

Do I even need to announce that there are A STAR IS BORN SPOILERS AHEAD!!!! at this point? I mean, everyone who was…

So much pasta is like dicks, but only one pasta is a lot like dicks. That’s right, I’m talking about penis pasta, a…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, Jezebel’s weekly tabloid roundup. This week, everyone’s freaking out about Meghan…

Call me Barf Hag. For I am but a hag… and this? Is my bag.

If there’s one moment in history that never fails to bring me joy, it’s the time Anita Bryant got pied in the face.

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Y: Bad Bunny ft. Drake, “MIA” – Your Latino lover and Jewish ex dropped a single to quench your thirst. Drake, a…

I read the magoozines. This is my story.

Well, I did it. I filled the whole bag.

The Metropolitan Museum of Art just announced the theme of next year’s Met Gala and accompanying Costume Institute…

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK. PLEASE WATCH THIS ANIMATED SCARY STORY VIDEO WE MADE USING A SCARY STORY SUBMITTED BY…

The United States of Miss America are falling the fuuuuuuuuuuck apart, according to reports.

In a new interview, Helena Bonham Carter gets frank abut her experiences working with Harvey Weinstein in the…

The Academy Awards are about four-and-a-half months away, which means it’s time we talk about who! will! win! the!…

Andrea Kelly says ex-husband R. Kelly abused her throughout their 13-year marriage.

Shannon Purser has made a name for herself playing teenage characters who are defiantly themselves. But the actor,…

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where FUCK it’s only Wednesday.

What the fuck.

Can’t talk! Singing Hoku’s “Perfect Day” to a cobweb-covered stool in the corner!