- Combination Lock: Prevents theft of precious chemistry notes
- White-Out: Be sure to gauge your child’s particular level of boneheadedness before deciding on the multipack
- Box Of Tissues: Students who wink while slipping a box of tissues to their teacher ensure good grades for the whole semester
- Glue Sticks: Crucial element of any doctoral dissertation’s collage segment
- Electronic Thing The Classrooms Are Requiring Now: Eighty dollars? Absolutely not. Go put it back.