Oh my God! McCain, Obama and Bush all in the same room talking about the bailout! Why did no one tell me this was going to happen? I would've driven the Davidson's catering truck through the night to Washington! They would have loved my roast beef sandwich on kaiser roll with au jus dip! I would have called it "the Bailout Special!" Seriously, why the fuck didn't anyone tell me this was going on!?

God-Fucking-Dammit.

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