A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?

"Damn it! Every time I memorize the endangered-species list, some bureaucrat changes it."

James Threadman • Production Technician


"There goes any hope I had of my basement full of bald eagles appreciating in value."

Paul Abramowicz • Quality-Control Supervisor

"And with that, trout go back onto the endangered-species list."

Karenne Eng • Elevator Operator