Balloons Trigger White House Lockdown

The White House was placed on lockdown yesterday after the Secret Service detected a security breach on the North Lawn, though it turned out to be balloons that had floated over the fence. What do you think?

“If only all security breaches could be this festive.”

Kyle Roe • Recommendation Expert


“They took the right precautions. Those balloons could have popped at any moment and startled someone.”

Sonia James • Success Congratulator

“Let this serve as a stark reminder that our nation’s party decor must always be properly tethered.”

Gordy Tyson • Species Tabulator