Benadryl Introduces New Controlled Coma Pills To Sedate Users For Entirety Of Allergy Season

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Following today’s FDA approval for over-the-counter use, Benadryl’s new Sedate Plus could soon be alleviating your symptoms by forcing you into a deep state of unconsciousness for six months of allergy season.

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