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Benefits Of Making Daylight-Saving Time Permanent

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The U.S. Senate approved a bill Tuesday that would make daylight-saving time permanent starting in 2023. The Onion looks at the benefits of this legislation.

  • Extra hour of sunlight you still won’t utilize
  • Reduces waste by eliminating need to throw out clock twice a year
  • Will curry favor with the sun god Ra
  • One step closer to canceling winter altogether
  • Won’t throw back out resetting sundial anymore
  • Sure to irritate farmer or two
  • Dog will finally know what time it is
  • Darker winter mornings will make it easier to sleep while driving to work
  • Easier than trying to deal with that whole voting rights thing
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