Bert And Ernie Not Gay

Reacting to an online petition calling for Muppets Bert and Ernie to marry, Sesame Street released a statement on its Facebook page explaining that the duo are just friends and do not have a sexual orientation. What do you think?


"It seems like the show is missing a great opportunity to teach preschoolers about sex."

Eric Davis • Systems Analyst

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"The petition-writers clearly don't know their Sesame Street history. The construction workers Biff and Sully were the ones who truly pushed an aggressive gay agenda in the 1970s."

Zelma Wash • Heel Gouger

"If you're looking for gay puppets, I just finished watching Sexame Streak and I highly recommend it."

Lew Williams • Unemployed

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