Best Covid Vaccination Giveaways

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In the effort to encourage Americans to get a coronavirus vaccine, many businesses and organizations have begun offering free items or lotteries. The Onion provides a roundup of the most popular vaccination giveaways in the country.

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  • Long John Silver’s: Every person who proves they’ve been vaccinated will receive a Long John Silver’s franchise in Columbus, OH.
  • NBA: Five minutes off the bench for any team in a non-playoff game.
  • Range Rover: One free Range Rover per day for a year.
  • Toms Shoes: For every vaccinated person who buys a pair of shoes, Toms will give a vaccine to an unvaccinated pair of shoes.
  • Chick-Fil-A: Free conversion therapy for one child with proof of vaccination.
  • Tesla: $500 extra added to cost of vehicle.
  • Budweiser: One lucky vaccine recipient will receive a year’s worth of loose grains, hops, yeast, and water.
  • Johnson & Johnson: Free blood clots.
  • DaVita Kidney Care: Free Wi-Fi for all future dialysis appointments.
  • Subway: One handful of Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki Sauce to everyone, regardless of vaccination status.