Best Methods For Staying Safe From Coronavirus

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Frequently wash your hands with antibacterial soap or sanitizer to ensure the next epidemic-level pathogen has built up an immunity.

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Make sure any bat or pangolin meat you cook reaches 165 degrees Fahrenheit in order to kill all bacteria.

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Keep calm by remembering that the U.S. pharmaceutical industry is working around the clock to find the most profitable vaccine.

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Become an epidemiologist by earning your doctorate of public health (DrPH). Johns Hopkins has the best program for sure, but also maybe consider applying to Drexel as a safety school? It’s not that we don’t think you’ll get into Hopkins, it’s just, you know, always smart to have options. Philly’s actually supposed to be a pretty cool city.

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If you believe you’ve contracted the disease, ask your employer about dying-from-home options.

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Limit the amount of people your germs could potentially spread to by sneezing directly into the mouth of the person nearest to you.

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Be sure to isolate any sick family members in a separate room to ensure a clean headshot.

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We hear good things about turmeric, so maybe give that a shot.

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Remove any infected blood that may be running through your circulatory system.

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Be vigilant if traveling on a commercial airline. If you believe a passenger may be infected, be prepared to rush the cockpit and crash the plane to save America.

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