Big Cats Lured By Obsession

In studying the amount of time two cheetahs interacted with different colognes, the general curator of the Bronx Zoo found that the cats showed a preference for Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. What do you think?

"That's the chief reason Alex Rodriguez can't go to the Bronx Zoo."

Melanie Schrader • Systems Analyst


"I've always said that Calvin Klein's cologne smelled slightly better than cat urine."

Tom Gilliam • Unemployed

"Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to lure large predators with the scent of a menstruating woman."

Terry Cox • Bus Driver