In studying the amount of time two cheetahs interacted with different colognes, the general curator of the Bronx Zoo found that the cats showed a preference for Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. What do you think?

"That's the chief reason Alex Rodriguez can't go to the Bronx Zoo."
Melanie Schrader • Systems Analyst

"I've always said that Calvin Klein's cologne smelled slightly better than cat urine."
Tom Gilliam • Unemployed
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"Call me old-fashioned, but I still prefer to lure large predators with the scent of a menstruating woman."
Terry Cox • Bus Driver