Biggest Revelations From The Jan. 6 Hearings

In perhaps its most shocking takeaway, the Jan. 6 committee revealed the election was rigged.

Get it, girlfriend!

Breach the Capitol, threaten a senator—do whatever you want! You only live once!

Where are the pyrotechnics? Where are the smoke machines? Is this hearing meant for prime time or nap time?

Anyone who watched the footage of the Capitol riot from Jan. 6 could see that D.C.’s revitalized shopping and recreation districts were well worth the investment.

That sneaky motherfucker is hard to get a noose around.

Only a phone plan that includes unlimited data, talk, and text nationwide would make it financially feasible for the Fox News host to contact Mark Meadows that many times in a single afternoon.

When rioters stormed through the Capitol building and were unable to find the congressional dormitory, they learned that members of Congress have their own homes.

If the Wyoming representative plans to continue campaigning on a platform of moral transparency and a commitment to the truth, she must first correct the karmic error that left Dick Cheney alive on the mortal plane.

Ivanka Trump’s testimony demonstrated that love of another is a futile endeavor.

One of the biggest questions is how this hours-long insurrection was kept hidden from the American people for so long.

There’s no word of any film in the works, but we’re calling this casting choice now.

As the hearings revealed, all of the Jan. 6 conspirators wish they had gone to Six Flags like they originally planned that day.

What’s her name? You know the one. She has the same hair and glasses.

All it takes is one simple little prank for you to be the subject of a committee investigation.

Everyone who either carried out or assisted with coordination of the attack on the Capitol will be let off with a warning after a heartfelt apology.

The committee described Trump as having a president-like role in the entire operation.

The riot happened in 2021, but there wasn’t even an election that year.

Finally, something both sides can agree on.

When you stop and take a moment to look around, to reflect on how far our nation has come, what we have gone through, and how much farther we still have to go, it’s humbling to consider how much of it happens right here, on the very ground where this hearing is currently taking place. If these walls could talk, huh?