Biggest Things Catholics Give Up For Lent

Lent is often used as a period for Catholics to experiment with other religions and even some cults.

Some Catholics use Lent to go without their opposition to abortion and get that little problem sorted out.

An ideal vice for certain Catholics to abstain from for a few weeks.

Well, hardcore stuff. Sex scenes in mainstream movies don’t count, of course.

Those fucking little turds better not get used to it.

It’s really hard to abstain from, but that makes it all the hotter when it’s reinstituted at Easter mass.

Letting your wounds grow yellow and leak for 40 days is a great way to strengthen your self-discipline.

Most Catholics haven’t seen Bones in years, but there’s still pain in knowing you couldn’t watch it if you wanted to.

Making do with only caramel, taffy, jelly beans, and sour gummy worms is enough to test any Catholic’s mettle.

What? You’re 7 years old now. You don’t think it’s important you learn to make sacrifices, too?

They’re addictive, but too high in carbs.

There’s just way too much work involved after that.

Those converting to Catholicism often view Lent as a convenient time to get the ball rolling on the renouncement of their heritage and former lives.

At this point, it’s incredibly played out.

While it can be difficult for Catholics to stop doing this every night, it’s important that they at least try to cover their genitals and stay indoors.

Many Catholics opt to bite the head of a fish clean off instead.

It’s not like people won’t be around 40 days later, and, who knows, maybe it’s the kick in the pants you need to give up cannibalism altogether.

Your company will appreciate 40 days of their money not mysteriously evaporating into thin air.

It’s only 40 days.

These are the two biggest bubbles in the Catholic word cloud our AI generated, so it must be a big thing for them.

But just for a little tolerance break.