Bikini Waxing Linked To STDs

A new report states that removal of pubic hair, such as bikini waxing, leads to higher likelihood of herpes, syphilis, and HPV due to a lack of hair to block harmful matter from entering any small cuts formed. What do you think?

“My impenetrable thicket of body hair is looking smarter and smarter!”

Claude Washington • Systems Analyst


“Huh. I had no idea the two were linked in that specific way.”

Gail Tiernan • Scaffolding Expert

“I knew I was going to regret stopping to talk to you.”

Joshua Salter • Curtain Tasseler