Bitcoin Hackers Steal $65 Million

The bitcoin market was shut down last week after it was discovered that hackers had targeted the digital currency platform and stolen 119,756 bitcoins, or $65 million, from users’ accounts. What do you think?

“I hope no one tells those hackers about real money.”

Ty Connor • Crumb Sweeper


“There was a group of shady kids hanging around outside my building until 3:00 a.m. last night. You think they could be behind this thing?”

Darren Wolfram • Pretzel Knotter

“Good luck trying to fence those bitcoins with this kind of heat.”

Verena Cabot • Peppercorn Packager