The bitcoin market was shut down last week after it was discovered that hackers had targeted the digital currency platform and stolen 119,756 bitcoins, or $65 million, from users’ accounts. What do you think?

“I hope no one tells those hackers about real money.”
Ty Connor • Crumb Sweeper

“There was a group of shady kids hanging around outside my building until 3:00 a.m. last night. You think they could be behind this thing?”
Darren Wolfram • Pretzel Knotter
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“Good luck trying to fence those bitcoins with this kind of heat.”
Verena Cabot • Peppercorn Packager