Bob Dylan has apologized for an “error in judgment,” after it emerged that he used a machine to autograph special $599 copies of his new book that had been advertised as “hand signed.” What do you think?

“But the best part was knowing an 81-year-old had to sign his name 5,000 times.”
Thad Suchanek, Figure Model

“I had my suspicions when it was legible.”
Randal Lazzeri, Scooter Mechanic
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“So who signed my boobs at Barnes & Noble?”
Renée Fischer, Jail Cell Designer