Bob Dylan Refusing To Accept Nobel Prize

The Nobel Committee has attempted to contact singer-songwriter Bob Dylan multiple times since announcing him the winner of their prize in literature last week, though Dylan has yet to acknowledge the prize at all. What do you think?

“If he’s like me, he’s holding out for the prize in chemistry.”

Tanya Piro • Embroidery Enthusiast


“It’s probably just a repudiation of Alfred Nobel’s controversial legacy, but someone should go check to make sure he didn’t slip in the shower or anything.”

Henry Gibbs • Hubcap Shiner

“But accepting this prize would make Dylan a sellout, much like appearing in Pepsi and Chrysler commercials.”

Zeke Pearl • Composting Advocate