Angelina Jolie is pregnant with Brad Pitt’s baby. What do you think?

“Apparently, the weak dollar has made it more cost-effective to produce certain things here than import them.”

Albert Wesker • Supervisor


“I believe that this miracle child will die for our sins, most likely during a taping of The Surreal Life 2034.

Claire Redfield • Assisted Living Professional

“Looks like Chris in accounting is 10 bucks poorer today. Pay up, sucker!”

Leon Kennedy • Engineer