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KitchenAid Unveils New Countertop Food Truck For Ordering Street Tacos From Convenience Of Home

BENTON HARBOR, MI—Calling the appliance a perfect addition to any kitchen, appliance manufacturer KitchenAid unveiled a new countertop food truck Thursday for ordering street tacos from the convenience of one’s home. “With KitchenAid’s new…

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What To Know About The Infant Formula Shortage

The U.S. is in the midst of a significant shortage of infant formula, with over 40% of expected supplies currently out of stock, leading to concerns about infant health and outrage from parents. The Onion tells you what you need to know about the…

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Febreze Introduces New Rotting Rat Carcass For Covering Up Tough Odors

CINCINNATI—Calling the air freshener their “strongest product yet,” executives at Febreze reportedly began marketing a new rotting rat carcass Wednesday for covering up tough odors. “Whether you’re dealing with an overflowing trash can or a noxious…

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Study Links Anxiety To Holding Broken Halves Of Mother’s Favorite Vase As Doorknob Turns

MEDFORD, MA—With its groundbreaking new research into what causes acute episodes of panic, a study published Thursday in The Journal Of Child Psychology And Psychiatry has established a link between severe anxiety and holding the broken halves of…

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Annoying Co-Worker Types So Loud

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How To Make Strawberry Boba

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Watch This Video To Reset Your Algorithm To 100% Lizards

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Onion Explains: Global Nuclear Proliferation

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What To Know About The Infant Formula Shortage

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What You Need To Know About Microplastics

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Pros And Cons Of Protesting At Politicians’ Homes

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Potential Roe v. Wade Overturning: How Did We Get Here?

Interview

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We Ask Dr. Fauci About What He's Planning For The Next Pandemic

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CIA Criticized For Use Of Abusive Etiquette Coaches In Black Site Finishing Schools

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BREAKING: The Onion Has Been Permanently Banned From Twitter

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God Regrets Never Learning Spanish

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‘The Onion’ Calls On Israel To Bomb Our Offices In Case Any Hamas Agents Hiding Out There

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KitchenAid Unveils New Countertop Food Truck For Ordering Street Tacos From Convenience Of Home

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Study Links Anxiety To Holding Broken Halves Of Mother’s Favorite Vase As Doorknob Turns

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Febreze Introduces New Rotting Rat Carcass For Covering Up Tough Odors

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L.A. Mayor To Provide Emergency Housing For Residents Who Spotted Homeless Guy In Neighborhood

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Intrepid ‘Better Homes And Gardens’ Reporter Embeds Self Within Lawn Gnome Community

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New Dannon Blue Agave Yogurt Features Hallucinogenic Worm On Bottom

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‘Je Suis The Onion’: Tributes From Around The World

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Philips Unveils New Electric Combine For Harvesting Body Hair

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Greyhound Now Offering Premium Upgrade To Slightly Less Disgusting Seats

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Report: Slamming Boss Against Wall, Shouting ‘Cash! I Need More Cash!’ Still Leading Tactic For Securing Raise

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Report: Many Companies Now Offering Women Permanent, Unpaid Maternity Leave

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News With Video

Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father’s Murder

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6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On Facebook

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Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

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Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs

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Facebook Employees Explain Daily Struggle Of Trying To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy

ODS

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Land The Perfect Job By Having Your Rich Dad Set You Up

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Three World-Shaping Visionaries Hail Cottonelle Flushable Wipes As Mankind’s Greatest Achievement

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This App Turns Your Photos Into Music If You Want To Do That For Some Reason

Onion Info Clips

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Onion Info Clips

5 Things To Know About ‘Red Notice’

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Onion Info Clips

Highlights Of The COP26 Climate Summit

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iPod Turns 20

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Onion Info Clips

Nintendo 64 Turns 25

Onion News Network

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ONN Exclusive: Fire-Ninja Inferno Becomes First Openly Gay Fatal Melee Fighter

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ONN Exclusive: One-On-One Interview With God

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ONN Exclusive: Pop Star Janna Hayspice Confronts The Rumors That She Is Really Just A Writhing, Sentient Mass Of Voles

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Jock Scientists Discover Gay Gene In Carl

Onion Review

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Rand Paul Pretends To Sleep So Dad Will Carry Him In From Car

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Song Deemed Good Enough To Put Girlfriend On Shoulders

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Rescue Dog Adopted For Couple Weeks

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Man Wearing M&M Jacket Apparently Made In God's Image

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Onion Social CEO Announces Changes To Site’s Privacy Policy

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Onion Social CEO Embarks On Tour Of Several Coffee Shops Near Where He Lives To Learn More About Everyday Americans

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Onion Social CEO Answers Your Questions On Privacy And User Data

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An Open Invitation From Onion Social CEO Jeremy Rosenbaum

Slideshow

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With North Carolina Representative Madison Cawthorn

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Greatest Moms In U.S. History

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Who The Hell Are You? You’re Not Supposed To Be Back Here

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What To Say To Someone Considering Abortion

Tech

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Study: Technology Making It Easier For Mankind To Get More Annoyed Than Ever

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Google Engineers Invent New Body Part To Strap Gadgets Onto

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6-Year-Old Data Entry Prodigy Already Entertaining Offers From Major Temp Agencies

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Scientists Continue Developing Alternative Energy Sources For Americans To Waste

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13-Year-Old Drinking Prodigy Accepted To Ohio State

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How To Spice Up The Romantic Wedding Moments Every Bride Shares With Her Father

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This Week On Today Now!

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Romantic Boyfriend Surprises Girlfriend With Valentine’s Day Love Labyrinth

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