SILVER SPRING, MD—Acknowledging the need to issue federal guidelines before the season’s crisp, cooler weather…
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CINCINNATI—In a new corporate partnership with the NCAA, Procter & Gamble unveiled a football halftime contest this…
PR 0201 B—Issuing their latest denunciation in a long string of statements deploring the treatment of living,…
CHICAGO—Touting the new product as a nourishing and blazing-hot way to give newborns their daily nutrients, Similac…
MADISON, NC—Noting that the new formula provides immediate relief to those prone to dry skin, itchiness, or rashes,…
HOUSTON—Noting that the training mission would provide crucial insight into humanity’s potential for interplanetary…
DAMASCUS, SYRIA—Reminiscing about the ruthless terrorist organization’s humble beginnings, members of the Islamic…
WASHINGTON—As reports of worldwide shipping issues continued to mount, the White House warned Wednesday that supply…
DALLAS, TX—Following a weekend that saw record cancellations for North America’s third largest passenger carrier,…
WASHINGTON—Admitting they had been pretty dissatisfied with their own lives lately, the American people wondered…
ATLANTA—Sending motorists and pedestrians alike into a sea of confusion, Atlanta was reportedly in chaos Tuesday…
WASHINGTON—Mumbling “my God” with a look of horror on his face, former special counsel Robert Mueller suddenly…
DALLAS—In a public statement Monday that declared it was absolutely gorgeous outside, Southwest Airlines, which…
GARDINER, MT—Pulling aside a velvet rope as he waved the well-heeled hiker forward, a bouncer at Yellowstone…
NEW ROCHELLE, NY—As the nation’s attitudes toward its own history continue to change, a new study published Friday…
BATTLE CREEK, MI—Focused as he enjoyed the activity on the back of the package, local 9-year-old Carter McCauley was…
WASHINGTON—Following a decades-long investigation that cost millions of dollars, FBI officials announced Thursday…
PARIS—Shocked and appalled by their wanton disregard of propriety, the French populace was reportedly disgusted…
WASHINGTON—Confirming that the sexual aspect of their relationships had faded long ago, the nation’s aging couples…
WASHINGTON—Saying they spent so much time taking caring of issues in the information sector that they often forgot…