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Friday 7:00AM
ANN ARBOR, MI—Having determined through empirical research that childrearing is bullshit and totally not worth it, a…
Friday 7:00AM
SANTA FE, NM—Advising residents to avoid prolonged outdoor activity, the National Weather Service reported Friday…
Friday 7:00AM
PALO ALTO, CA—Claiming the brand was faultless if drivers were not fully engaged while at the wheel, Tesla CEO Elon…
Thursday 1:15PM
NEW YORK—Crediting the spike to millions of Americans suddenly deciding to hold onto their aging vehicles a little…
Thursday 7:00AM
MIAMI—Touting the new vacation package as a never-to-be-repeated limited-time offer, Norwegian Cruise Line announced…
Wednesday 12:20PM
ANN ARBOR, MI—Marking the end of its pandemic-era safety precautions, Domino’s announced Wednesday that the single…
Wednesday 7:00AM
CINCINNATI—Touting the compact and portable product as incredibly effective, Tide introduced a new ink pen Wednesday…
6/15/21 2:45PM
KNOXVILLE, TN—Following passage of a state law that withholds funding from districts that acknowledge the existence…
6/15/21 7:00AM
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Conclusively establishing that the aquatic, flightless birds know what’s up, a team of biologists at…
6/15/21 7:00AM
BALTIMORE—In an effort to tap into a large, underserved market, Under Armour launched a new line of workout attire…
6/14/21 2:45PM
SAN FRANCISCO—In an effort to lay to rest concerns that their business model was no longer viable, Uber issued a…
6/11/21 12:50PM
AUSTIN, TX—Providing workers with an opportunity for some lighthearted fun, the human resources department of local…
6/11/21 12:34PM
WASHINGTON—Calling the method a convenient way to air negative emotions without embarrassing consequences, the…
6/11/21 11:45AM
WASHINGTON—With casualties in the ruthless conflict continuing to mount, sources confirmed more than 2 million…
6/11/21 11:32AM
FRANKLIN, TN—Gushing that they never imagined they would find a dwelling that fit all their needs and desires,…
6/10/21 12:50PM
NEW YORK—Describing the new pharmaceutical as a revolution in the biomedical field, Pfizer announced Thursday a…
6/08/21 12:35PM
CAMBRIDGE—In a stark reminder of the future realities of a warming planet, scientists at Harvard University issued a…
6/08/21 7:00AM
AUSTIN, TX—In what many are calling the future of the automotive industry, a revolutionary driverless car unveiled…
6/07/21 1:40PM
MIAMI—With leading commentators agreeing their grit and tenacity were on full display during the match-up, the…