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6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On Facebook<em></em>

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6-Year-Old Explains How Messed Up It Is That Her Entire Life Has Been Put On Facebook

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Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer<em></em>

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Nation’s Mothers Describe How Nice It Would Be If You Lived Closer

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Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs<em></em>

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Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobs

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Facebook Employees Explain Daily Struggle Of Trying To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy<em></em>

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Facebook Employees Explain Daily Struggle Of Trying To Care About Company's Unethical Practices When Gig So Cushy

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Second Amendment Activist Defends Gun Ownership As Essential For Starting The Foot Race At Town Midsummer Jubilee<em></em>

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Second Amendment Activist Defends Gun Ownership As Essential For Starting The Foot Race At Town Midsummer Jubilee

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Aging Senator Explains That Young People Should Get Involved In Politics Because She's Fucking Out Of Here<em></em>

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Aging Senator Explains That Young People Should Get Involved In Politics Because She's Fucking Out Of Here

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Homeless Man Describes Horrors Of Sleeping In Public Park During Community Theater Production Of ‘The Tempest’

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Homeless Man Describes Horrors Of Sleeping In Public Park During Community Theater Production Of ‘The Tempest’

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Farmer Explains How Climate Change Has Put His Prize-Winning Turnips—Boy, Those Things Are Scrumptious—At Major Risk

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Farmer Explains How Climate Change Has Put His Prize-Winning Turnips—Boy, Those Things Are Scrumptious—At Major Risk

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Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracy

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Climate Change Researcher Describes Challenge Of Pulling Off Worldwide Global Warming Conspiracy

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Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian

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Cop Explains How It Feels To Live Every Day In Fear Someone Might Record You Brutalizing A Civilian

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Silicon Valley CEO Explains How The Future Of Tech Is Him Being Fabulously Wealthy And Having A Blast

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Silicon Valley CEO Explains How The Future Of Tech Is Him Being Fabulously Wealthy And Having A Blast

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Man Keeps Memory Of Dead Teen Alive By Making Her Center Of Elaborate Political Conspiracy Theory

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Man Keeps Memory Of Dead Teen Alive By Making Her Center Of Elaborate Political Conspiracy Theory

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