Breaking: Tsh Ch-Ch-Tsh Ch-Ch-Tsh Ch-Ch-Tsh

Tsh ch-ch-tsh ch-ch-tsh ch-ch-tsh

Tsh ch-ch-tsh ch-ch-tsh ch-ch-tsh

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum

Wa-oo-wa-oo-wa-ooo

Plink plink plink plink

Sceebedy bobbity boo. Scrat scrat!

Doobie doo dooo run run doo

Ladies and gentleman, Danny Carrington on the skins.

Rat-ta-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat rat-ta-tat-tat!

Clap clap clap clap clap

Woo!

And introducing Bonnie Tortuga on the keys.

Plink! Plink-plink! Bllllrruuuuuuuuu-bau-bau-bllluuuuuuurrllllb!

Clap clap clap clap clap

Woo!

Chh-chhhhhhhhhh-chh!!!!

And, pouring the greatest hits this town has ever seen, don’t forget to to tip him, Frankie Diplipo!

Plunk plunk plunk

Chukka chukka chuk

Schloooooooooooop

Bink

And watch out ladies, he’s single!

OOOOOOOOO!

Bing!

And, back in town, for one night only…

The incomparable Dizzy Marks, on the horn!

Honkity honk

Clap clap clap clap clap

OOOOOOOOOO!

Boo!

ALL TOGETHER NOW

Bwa-bwa-bwa!

Bumindybum bum bum!

Rat-tatatatat! Bee-boo-bobbity bib boo bop. Spee-boop. Bop bop bop! Bradadadada! Waaaa-ooooeeerrrrrrrrrr! Daba doop!

Folks, we’re gonna bring it down low for a second…

Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap

Tsh ch-ch-tsh ch-ch-tsh ch-ch-tsh 

Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum 

[Whispering] Even lower now. 

Wa-oo-wa-oo-wa-ooo 

Plink plink plink plink 

Lower.

HONKITY HONK

Boo!

Crash!

Gasp!

Shhhhhhhhhh 

Swish swish swish

Swish

Bing!

OOOO!

Oooooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhh

OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We-oooo-we-ooooo

[Silent nodding]

Dong dong dong!

Ding dong! Ding dong!

Bark bark bark bark bark

Ladies and gentleman, the wet lady, straight from the water, onto the beach!

Ba-dum tssssss

Squelch! Gasp. Sloshhhhh!

And guys, she’s single!

Hey, that’s my wife!

Okay, everyone, you’ve all been an amazing crowd, but it’s time to bring it home!

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BA-BLAU BAU BAU BAU

WYAAAAHHHHHHH

BA BA BA BA BA BA

Thank you, everyone, from the bottom of our hearts.

GOODNIGHT!

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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