A new service position, a so-called social media breakup coordinator, is assisting those who have recently exited relationships by erasing exes from the client’s social feeds, manipulating website algorithms to hide updates about those exes, and removing relevant contact info from clients’ smartphones. What do you think?
“Do they have experience dismantling shrines?”
Ronald Dawkins • Potency Tester
“That does sound a lot easier than creating a whole new identity after every breakup.”
Jerry Palak • Hearse Enthusiast
“But this might also help my ex move on, and I am nowhere near ready for that.”
Janet Soulsby • Stance Analyst