According to research published in the British Medical Journal, breast feeding does not make babies any smarter. What do you think?

"My baby likes Dr. Pepper better anyway."
Tricia Daniels • Cashier

"However, breastfeeding is great for stimulating the sense of puerility in bystanders."
Tim Green • Lighting Installer
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"Who says it's about being smart? Doesn't it just seem like a good idea to have as many people as possible sucking on breasts?"
Doug Jancowicz • Systems Analyst