Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week. What do you think?
"I just feel bad for all the dumb dicks that paid to see this peacock."
Nina Mackintosh • Systems Analyst
"Oh shit, how poisonous are those things?"
Steven Leclercq • Pattern Maker
"Sure, it's easy to get out, but the moment you want to get in to fuck a penguin, security is all over your ass."
Lee Hudson • Unemployed