Bronx Zoo Loses Peacock

Following a high-profile cobra escape earlier this year, the world-famous Bronx Zoo had a peacock go missing this week. What do you think?

"I just feel bad for all the dumb dicks that paid to see this peacock."

Nina Mackintosh • Systems Analyst


"Oh shit, how poisonous are those things?"

Steven Leclercq • Pattern Maker

"Sure, it's easy to get out, but the moment you want to get in to fuck a penguin, security is all over your ass."

Lee Hudson • Unemployed

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