In a recent interview, actress Brooke Shields said she wished she had come to terms with her appearance at a younger age so she could have had sex earlier. What do you think?

"That's odd. My terrible body image has never once stopped me from having sex with anyone who would talk to me."
Lydia McCormick • Graphologist

"If she wants to know what it would've been like for her to have sex at 17, I can give her detailed scene-by-scene accounts of my early-1980s masturbation fantasies."
Mark Luckett • Box-Toe Flanger
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"Yes, what an ugly woman."
Alex Kelley • Systems Analyst