Brutal Arctic Blast Sweeping Across Country

An Arctic air mass has affected more than 200 million people across the nation, plunging temperatures to historic lows, cancelling thousands of flights, and leaving many facing more than a foot of snow. What do you think?

“I always knew one day the cold would come to get its revenge”

Allegra Lugo • Robotics Lab Janitor


“Hey, these idiots knew what they were getting into when they moved to the northern hemisphere.”

Isaac Russell • Swiffer Mechanic

“Guess I should probably let my kids sleep inside.”

Reggie Douglas • Salt Cube Carver