Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think?

"As a regular Burger King patron, I don't think I could make it any more clear that I don't give a flying fuck what I put into my body."
Priya Shenoy • Produce Manager

"But the cages were what pushed all the flavor tight into the animals."
Derrick Braswell • Customer Support Operator

"Now all that's left for them to do is to stop buying from farms that feed their livestock Burger King."
Pete DuMont • Systems Analyst