Burger King Quietly Drops Soda From Kids’ Menu

Fast food chain Burger King has quietly dropped sodas and other sugary beverages from children’s menus and replaced them with low-fat milk and low-fat chocolate milk. What do you think?

“This has the first lady’s fingerprints all over it.”

Phil Horton • Machine Sneller


“My kids prefer the adult-sized sodas anyway.”

Caroline Licari • Layaway Planner

“I knew we’d eventually get more cow on that menu.”

Ross Keinberger • Unemployed