Burger King Releases Meatless ‘Impossible Whopper’

In an effort to attract vegetarian customers, Burger King is now selling a meatless Whopper at many of their franchises using the soy-based Impossible Burger. What do you think?

“They must have received my feedback about the regular Whopper tasting too much like meat.”

Ned Decker • Slate Cleaner

“I’m skeptical that a meatless burger can truly replicate the self-loathing and disgust I expect when biting into a Whopper.”

Ruth Rankin • Patter Expert

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“What a heartwarming and research-driven gesture of goodwill towards vegetarians.”

Andrew Conway • Unemployed

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