In an effort to attract vegetarian customers, Burger King is now selling a meatless Whopper at many of their franchises using the soy-based Impossible Burger. What do you think?
“They must have received my feedback about the regular Whopper tasting too much like meat.”
Ned Decker • Slate Cleaner
“I’m skeptical that a meatless burger can truly replicate the self-loathing and disgust I expect when biting into a Whopper.”
Ruth Rankin • Patter Expert
“What a heartwarming and research-driven gesture of goodwill towards vegetarians.”
Andrew Conway • Unemployed