At a recent charity event in Dubai, a burger containing seven beef patties, aged cheddar, and veal bacon strips on a saffron brioche bun was auctioned off for $10,000. What do you think?

How can a $10,000 burger not include mushrooms?”

Tricia Sniffen • Canvas Stretcher


“This guy got ripped off. Jack In The Box just sold me four hamburgers, nine tacos, and a gallon of Sprite for $6.50.”

Gordy Welter • Wire Coiler

“I’d rather eat $10,000 worth of normal burgers, thank you very much.”

Dominic D'Amico • Glue Stirrer