Burmese Pythons Exterminating Everglades Mammals

A study in the journal Proceedings Of The National Academy of Sciences links a drastic decline in raccoons and other mammals in the Florida everglades to the introduction of Burmese pythons. What do you think?

"No kidding. Now you understand why I dumped those damn pythons in the first place."

Paul Wyndorf • Foam Tester


"Wow, no more raccoons. This is great news for the Everglades' native trash can and attic populations."

Corey McBain • Accountant

"What is it with Floridians' unwavering determination to make their state a 1970s horror exploitation flick?"

Sunita Cronin • Unemployed