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Today, The Onion is making an unusual editorial decision, and we want to explain why. As turmoil continues to increase…
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In recent days, President Donald Trump has increased his criticism of the media, and at a briefing Thursday, his press…
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The Onion holds the virtues of integrity, courage, and accountability above all others, and after more than two…
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The Onion, in recent days, has attempted to contend with a serious legal threat issued in 2013 by the president’s…
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In a free press, journalists must expose the truth even if it upsets those in power. Our work often leads to…
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Each of us, regardless of the circumstances of our birth, is entitled to basic human dignity. That means freedom from…
When I stop and think about all the strides my family has made since my great-grandfather Wenzel immigrated to America,…
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