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As I look out at the faces surrounding me here today, I am reminded of how much we’ve accomplished in such a short…
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In recent days, President Donald Trump has increased his criticism of the media, and at a briefing Thursday, his press…
Girl, you know I would do whatever it takes to make all your fantasies come true. I would cross a continent. I would…
As any half-aware simpleton will doubt-less tell you, the Fall of News has at long last come upon us. Indeed, for once,…
Daddy, I’ve been thinking. I know I never talk to you about Facebook. You’ve worked really hard on it, and it means a…
The Onion holds the virtues of integrity, courage, and accountability above all others, and after more than two…
For too long, I have kept quiet. For too long, I convinced myself that what we were doing at Facebook—bringing people…
The Onion, in recent days, has attempted to contend with a serious legal threat issued in 2013 by the president’s…
As we look out across this dance floor, and across the broader spectrum of our culture, it is tempting to conclude we…
In a free press, journalists must expose the truth even if it upsets those in power. Our work often leads to…
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Each of us, regardless of the circumstances of our birth, is entitled to basic human dignity. That means freedom from…
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